$VENIS is already hard in orbit.
This isn’t just Venus with a twist — this is the most anatomically cursed coin in the galaxy. Born from heat, pressure, and a damn good bulge, $VENIS is the first celestial shitcoin that isn’t afraid to stand tall and proud.
The Rise of VENIS
It’s Venus.
But it’s packing.
Scientists ignored the signs. NASA looked away. But we saw it. That throbbing cosmic lump, pushing out from Venus’s side like it’s ready to penetrate the market.
$VENIS is a memecoin for the bold. The horny. The degens who want their bags swollen and their charts vertical.
FAQ
Q: Why is VENIS shaped like that?
A: Because the universe has a sense of humor and so do we.
Q: Is this NSFW?
A: It’s NFTFW — Not Fit To Watch, but Fun to Wallet.
Q: Will it pump?
A: If it doesn’t, the art alone will.
